To continue the Spank A-Z Challenge…
Z – Zebra. What’s black and white and red on the rump? A zebra who’s been spanked.
Yeah. My comedic skill might be a bit lacking.
In the mean time – Occam’s Razor points out that if you hear hoof beats you should think ‘horses’, not ‘zebras’. I kind of like being something unexpected. Most people look at me in my everyday, vanilla life, and think I’m a ‘horse’ – ordinary and common around here.
But really I’m just hiding my stripes.